Click headlines to view complete articles, bearing in mind that each and every point addressed should be moot. 1600 Pennsylvania is illegally occupied by squatters. Our Ship of State has been pirated. Our sheeple are being shackled and shorn...

Forget the canary. Keep your eyes on the camel in the mine! A Grim Faerie Tale for our times...

Better to produce 7 million barrels per day at $15 per or 3.5 million barrels per day at $30 per? Hmmmmmmm. Consider Me Stumped!

Patriots call them "cheese-eating surrender monkeys." It's embarrassing -- not because they insult the French. I just wish we had a patriot who sounded more than 11 years old.

GOP poobah sexually abuses stepdaughter which leaves her such a psychological basket case she kills her kids -- and Newt Gingrich blames it on the Democrats.

He's the idiot son of an asshole and he'll always be the unpresident.

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Armed US soldiers force Iraqi men to walk naked through a park. A military officer states the men are thieves, and this technique will be used again.

The majority of the American People is just plain fucking stupid. There's no other workable hypothesis to justify the current level of Knuckleheadism in the country.

Freak of nature or not, the disaster was an ominous warning of the kind of events likely to be triggered as global temperatures rise. And they could happen more often than we thought.

Impeachment is the means by which The People of the United States and elected representatives can prevent further crimes by this regime. EVICT the RESIDENT!

Although he has no regrets about opening fire, it is clear he would rather it was not a child he killed.

Rumsfeld will have his way, and people who are selected for top Army posts will be people who comport with his thinking.

American officials all but conceded the weapons of mass destruction campaign was simply a means to an end – a "global show of American power and democracy."

We have charted the network of financial kickbacks, political pay-backs, cronyism, self-interest and ferocious ideology that underpins the entire reconstruction scheme.

What we are watching is a culmination of 10–15 years of barbarism of the American culture crowned by achievements of science and technology as weapons of mass destruction.

The rescue of Private Lynch was not heroic Hollywood story told by US military but a staged operation that terrified patients and victimised the doctors who had struggled to save her life.

America's 5% of the global population makes half the planet's waste. How can you argue with success like that!

Work is about masculine identity so a low-status job is worse than none. Poor women apparently have no dignity to be affronted.

You'll love Operation Iraqi Freedom. Unlike the last few productions we guarantee to kill all the evil-doers and more!

This is almost total failure in democracy, ours as Americans, not Iraq's. 70% of the American people are supposed to be for all this?

After six months of research and despite resources, scientists of Purdue could not establish 9/11 scenario which conforms to official version.

Canadians are smarter than we are, or more creative. Anyway, one of them is. A Theory About 9/11 That's Hard to Disbelieve -- Ghost Riders in the Sky.

Imagine if Rumsfeld had said before the war: We're invading another country to eliminate weapons of mass destruction, but I doubt we'll find them unless people tell us where they are.

Why are idiots arguing over whether it should be a $700 billion or $550 billion or $350 billion package when they screwed up big time with the first tax cut package?

Answering call for a more compassionate America, Santorum kicked off three-day conference providing a how-to for accessing federal monies for faith-based community programs.

Document counsels pro-Israel advocates to keep invoking Saddam Hussein and to stress that Israel "was always behind American efforts to rid the world of this ruthless dictator and liberate their people."

US charges Fox technician and investigates journalists after paintings, gold-plated guns, and other stolen items from Iraq are seized.

According to the Washington Post, the Pentagon announced last Monday that it "has no plans" to count civilian casualties.

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